quarantine couple

Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.

“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “

by quaranqueen April 7, 2020

couples only

Referring to an event in which only people with significant others are included and those without are left out of the event. This is commonly used at thanksgiving among relatives.

Grandma: Did you bring home a boyfriend for thanksgiving?

Granddaughter: No. I’m still single Grandma.

Grandma: Couples only. You’re left out.

by mnh8giugiugpu October 30, 2017

couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.

Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.

by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022

Cafe Couple

A couple, or two dating homosapians, that are often seen at a coffee shop; wear scarves, peacoats, university jackets, and flannels.

Usually very attractive and considered cuter than any other couple.

Those two there, at the table, they are the cutest couple ive seen today.

Oh, I agree. They are obviously a cafe couple.

Cafe Couple?

Mhmm, only the best.

by Sirus The Fascinated February 4, 2009

Ginger couple

One male and one female who are both redheaded, trying to preserve the natural beauty of the hair color.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bernice and Christian?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: They're two gingers getting married to create more gingers!
Person 2: Ohhh the ideal ginger couple!

by RedGinge December 3, 2014

Siamese Couple

A couple who somehow got conjoined in an awkward situation and decided to stay that way because they were deeply in love.

A couple who is madly in love with each other gets stuck together with some sort of substance (i.e. - sticky tack, glue, SUPER glue, etc.), who would be called a Siamese Couple.

by Nicdecdel March 25, 2010

coupl

Couple with unpronounced e to no end

To no end can it be assumed there is an e after coupl - hear, hear!

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009