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Carson

really chill, funny, cute, and pretty freaking awesome- he's a laid back dude and y'all would be pretty luckyyyyy to have a (specific) guy named carson
Becky; "Oml I like Carson"
Other girl"omg no way"
by Cha chime August 29, 2017
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Abyss of Lost Consoles

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.
Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
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carson

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.
by VMFA225 May 14, 2008
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Carson Campbell

The act of slapping a ho for your money
Hey Wanisha gimme your money or I'm gonna Carson Campbell you!!
by Carson Cambell April 27, 2008
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Consolation Prize

A consolation prize is when you ask a girl out and she says no but she wants to remain good friends. The guy feels like he is not good enough for a romantic relationship just a platonic friendship.

This usually occurs between friends; the guy and the girl start as friends however the guy starts to like her romantically and wants their friendship to develop into a relationship. When he lets his feelings be known to her, she turns him down but honestly tells him she wants him as a friend. At this point the guy needs to do some soul searching and figure out if they can go back to the way things were or they go their separate ways.

Sometimes girls will say this to a guy they don't know well as a subtle cue to go away. However this most often happens between friends and has the ability to destroy friendships. The guy has had his pride hurt and is left resentful and bitter and feels like he has been made a fool of by the girl who he thought so much of.

The girl is left hurt as well, since she feels guilty about hurting him and possibly losing a close friend. However she can quickly get annoyed at him if she thinks he's being immature or trying to guilt trip her into a relationship by acting depressed. Its an awkward situation and requires much tact and patience for things to turn out alright.
John Doe 1: "I ask Jane Doe out yesterday."

John Doe 2: "How did that go?"

John Doe 1: "I got the consolation prize...she wants to be friends."

John Doe 2: "Ouch, sorry man."
by CaptainFSU October 10, 2009
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carsophagus

Vehicles in which young children/babies, pets, or invalids suffocate to death. These deaths often take place during the summer months and are typically the result of neglectful or malicious parenting practices.
During the recent heat wave, Lynndie, who resented the fact that she was not allowed to abort her baby, laid her infant child to rest in a carsophagus while shopping at the Parmatown Mall.
by Marty Farty August 29, 2005
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Carson

quite possibly one of the chillest people you'll ever meet. easy to be friends with, level headed, sweet, fun to be around, and too legit to quit. if you ever get the privilege of meeting a Carson get to know them
Carson is the coolest, ever
by MEHkldfjakdslfjla;ksdjf;lkasdj October 21, 2010
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