Coronavirus

A fucking virus that everyone hates

Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then

by IziPeeZee February 10, 2021

Coronavirus

A stupid virus that killed people

The stupid coronavirus stopped the champions league

by Craxyz May 26, 2020

Coronavirus shot

A shot consisting of 0.5 ounces of silver tequila, 0.5 ounces of Jager and 0.5 ounces of Rumple Minze.

Hey sexy lady, give me that coronavirus shot!

Hey everyone! The next rounds on me. Coronavirus shots for everyone!

The coronavirus shot gave me the worst hangover of my life!

by Dereleek March 12, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that was made in Wuhan, China by a stupid ass, dumb ass, bat soup eating Chinese person. Some people don’t believe it and Some gettin all the toilet paper. It’s probably the Karens tbh.

Trump: You should inject lysol into your body to kill the Coronavirus.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.

Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.

by assassin of the arts April 27, 2020

coronavirus-19

Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!

Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!

by LeafyIsHere420 January 28, 2021

Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Coronavirus

Coronavirus (also known as "Covid-19"), a new dangerous piece of shit that dominated the whole world since 2020. The name "Corona" came from a beer named also "Corona". It was first discovered in 2019, from Wuhan, China. No one likes this shit, and it is very dangerous when contacted with a case. According to the Coronavirus World Stats, Covid-19 fucked up approximatively 300,300,000 people around the world (Date: 2022-01-08). To prevent Covid-19, we should wear our masks properly, washing our hands with a hand sanitizer, and keeping 2 meters of distance of each person. The world has obtained 3 vaccins for Anti-Coronavirus, first dose, second dose and third dose (booster shot) (Date: 2022-01-08). This definition was written in 2022-01-08, for now, we do not know when this bullshit (Coronavirus) will be finally over.

Coronavirus is bad.

by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022