A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
Get the Cope health scholarsmug. The process of someone using their zodiac sign in order to justify their (usually bad) actions and behaviour.
Person 1: I'm sorry, I am a leo--
Person 2: Stop Zodiac Coping! That won't change the fact that you screamed at me for telling you to clean up your room!
Person 2: Stop Zodiac Coping! That won't change the fact that you screamed at me for telling you to clean up your room!
by PolyPixl09 February 13, 2022
Get the Zodiac Copingmug. Just an amazing person all round, nicest person you will ever meet, she is a passionate lover, but if you get on her bad side you might just die.
by Elizabeth Cope October 20, 2021
Get the Elizabeth Copemug. Advice you give to someone when they’re struggling with something but you don’t really feel like helping.
by BadOmensEnjoyer February 6, 2025
Get the learn to copemug. Refers to a substance consumed (by smoking) in
lieu of marijuana being unavailable or otherwise prohibited due to circumstance or situation.
lieu of marijuana being unavailable or otherwise prohibited due to circumstance or situation.
The boomer ass Army would rather me play with these fucking Cope Sticks than just smoke a backwood like a real man. Go figure.
by SanyiDontinCalhuu March 21, 2022
Get the Cope Stickmug. The necessary self-deception every manlet engages in on a daily basis in order not to be driven to madness by the overwhelming misery of manletism. Humorously, by constantly and utterly deluding himself, the coping manlet only further inflates his already ginormous Napoleon complex, which leads to well-deserved public ridicule and disgrace. This then results in an intensification of the manlet cope. It's a manletism-induced vicious circle. Manlets, when will they learn?
Coping turbo-manlet: I'm actually glad that I'm not 6ft4. Occasionally bumping my head on door frames would totally suck! I'm lucky to be 5ft2 (starts crying). Superior manmore: Just lol at you - that's pure manlet cope! I can just lower my head. Good luck growing up, you delusional, little manlet boy - hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 9, 2024
Get the Manlet copemug. (Noun) A person who exhibits a high level of creativity and skill in employing various coping mechanisms to deal with stress, disappointment, or difficult situations. Unlike the average individual who might turn to standard coping strategies, a cope artist blends reality with a touch of denial or exaggeration, almost elevating the act of coping to an art form. This person might use humor, elaborate rationalizations, or an intricate web of half-truths not just to shield themselves from discomfort, but in a way that can sometimes seem impressive or even entertaining to others.
After getting laid off, Jamie turned into a real cope artist, spinning the situation with so much positivity and elaborate plans for the future that you'd almost forget the gravity of it all.
by anonymous March 13, 2024
Get the cope artistmug.