Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.

Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

Cootie

(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:

death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.

Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him

by bbigman January 13, 2021

Cooties

DARCY

Bro is a germ with arms and legs, what a fat Darcy, look at his cooties!! keep on swimming whale ❤️

by Notcaptainemily07 March 25, 2024

Hootie-Cootie

A womans snatch.

Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.

by dewbmeister April 13, 2024

Cooty

Cooty is a thing/person that you find attractive/cute

Person 1 "Man she thicc."
Person 2 "Nah she a cooty."

by Big boy with bigger toys June 12, 2019

Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013