Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

by rawhide33 September 2, 2011

Contextual Christianity

The act of a Christian choosing which parts of the Bible to believe and honor while disregarding other passages.

Contextual Christianity has been the forefront of California's Yes on 8 campaign to prevent gay marriage. While the Bible considers same sex relationships unacceptable, it also asks for people to love and accept each other.

by tcullum1995 February 9, 2010

Contextual metaplane

A frame of reference used to analyze a particular family of ideas.

"Coining a brand new word glamorizes a concept and helps us appreciate it on a contextual metaplane."

by shadyladyk March 10, 2010

contentnaire

To feel or be super satisfied (wealthy or rich)with what you have

I'm not a billionaire or a millionaire I'm a contentnaire

by anonymous May 15, 2021

contesticles

Frogs gay

q: What are frogs?
A: Contesticles

by wEeDlOvEr69420 November 8, 2021

Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.

My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.

by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010

Double Contessa

1. A secret organization that plans to have the Illuminati take down the government, only so it can seize control from it.
2. The most useless card combo in the card game Coup, unless you know how to use it.

James: I dropped my pencil!
Lance: The Double Contessa is after you1

by TurtleMaster217 November 20, 2014