pissing contest

1. A competition in urinating, most likely to see who is able to urinate the farthest or for longest time. Mostly done between males, although I'm not ruling out the female possibility.

2. An argument where each participant is merely attempting to out-do the other one, not for the sake of the truth coming out, but simply to win. (see pure heavy metal fans of any type of metal, the most uppity in the world.)

3. Two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind. (see politics, particularly Australian politics; see also university philosophy students if there is such a definition)


For good examples of #2 and #3, try Linkin Park, Metallica, Blink 182, George W. Bush, America, John Kerry, Religion, Football, Britain, Airsoft, Paintball, Punk, Skater, Goth, Rap and Ska

Okay, it's not about what you reckon anymore, it's just become a pissing contest. Want us to get out the measuring tape?

by Brad is a follower of Jesus Christ July 22, 2004

contessa

sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.

by youruglylover December 30, 2015

Freshman Center

A school filled with pathetic kids where everyone does drugs and thinks there cool. The "popular kids" are emo and everyone thinks they're thugs. Everyone wants to commit suicide. At least one person kills themselves every year from going to this school. We only have fucking diet drinks in the cafeteria because of this fat fuck Michelle Obama. This school rose from hell. Nobody wants to go here. Nobody dates anyone there own age. The wifi sucks ass and they block every social media. Everyone has the wifi password though so suck it. Last but not least, this is the school where Klip Fresh was born.

Where are you going to school at?

Blue Springs freshman center.

Kill yourself.

by TittyJuiceSuckIt September 4, 2017

White Center

Largely misinterpreted as the scum center of unincorporated King County, Washington, White Center is in fact much more than a scum center. It is much more than a collective of toothless hookers, violent pimps, and dangerous minorities, though it does contain such seedy elements. It was where Richard Hugo, a prominent American poet once nominated for the National Book Award, grew up and drew much
of his artistic vision. So, this place can't be all that vacuous. It is a place of happiness, loss, sadness, love, despair, murder, thievery, generosity, diversity, life, and death. It encapsulates all that the human experience can offer. I should know because I grew up there. This piece of South Seattle is both shitty and beautiful.

Nothing dies as slowly as a scene.
The dusty jukebox cracking through
the cackle of a beered-up crone--
wagered wine--sudden need to dance--
these remain in the black debris.
Although I know in time the lake will send
wind black enough to blow it all away.

-Richard Hugo, White Center poet

by SexyGravy March 1, 2009

50 center

1. a hooker you would only pay 50 cent for, lower than two dolla ho
2. slang for half-breed person

1. man i was so drunk, got me a bj from a 50 center
2. she a 50 center, half japanese half german

by douglas epley November 9, 2006

contemporance

the combination of contemporary elegance and sophistication

The marching band show possessed a great deal of contemporance.

by T. Kay October 3, 2012

Cactus Content

When someone puts up videos that are self absorbed and petty.

Wow, BeerBongJohn uses a lot of cactus content in his videos.

by Coffee Princess March 15, 2020