Doin' a conlon

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.

person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon

by I'm-still-not-ready August 5, 2014

Connor Hollingworth

A person with a large penis.

wow i wish i was connor hollingworth

by the-wide-japs-eye October 28, 2011

cannonball wiener

The type of penis that the ancient Mayan civilization had. They used these wieners to explode butt holes.

Wow! Look at that "cannonball wiener" destroying and exploding some massive b-holes!!!

by David W. Quize February 14, 2012

corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.

Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.

by Edword July 31, 2006

The Alf Cannon

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar June 11, 2006

cum connoisseur

Someone who can tell what a man has been eating by the taste of his cum.

"Man, you need to lay off the Corona or else don't expect me to swallow tomorrow. I can't stand it when your shit tastes all bitter."

"Sorry, I didn't know you were such a cum connoisseur."

by Krisfoshizzle December 25, 2008

dairy cannons

A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.

Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!

by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006