concatenating

A word used by programmers to discern true computer programming from the fakes. Basically it means "add"

verb (used with object), concatenated, concatenating.
1.
to link together; unite in a series or chain.
adjective
2.
linked together, as in a chain.

by metalpoet April 11, 2016

Concatenate

A word Ish likes to use in email to confuse poor little asian girls, meaning to conjoin two things together.

That chicks hot, I'm going to get her number so we can concatenate sometime.

by Karly Larson September 24, 2016

Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

by mrobz September 9, 2016

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016

concrastinator

someone that gets things done early

Billy Ray Joe Bob called me a concrastinator because I got the term paper done a month early.

by LatinThunder April 12, 2017

concatenate

Put a person in a 90 degree position and put two sticks in their asshole.

I will concatenate your mum till she bleeds

by cindrr October 17, 2018

Comcast

Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.

An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.

...A.k.a The Shit.

1) Quick! We need to destroy Comcast or we'll be doomed!!

by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019