collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

Azzer Collar

The comonly used term for an upturned or dodgy collar. Shirt or blazer. Usually accompanied by the sideways tie.

'Sort yourself john, you've got azzer collar '

by gib baz March 5, 2009

hot under the collar

perturbed

Your nagging is making me hot under the collar

by aabust March 14, 2009

collateral shopping

Things you bought when you were shopping for something else

I just went out for a pair of shoes but I spent over $300 on collateral shopping

by Andy Froud June 7, 2007

blue collar boys

those who get their hands dirty doing manual labour or in a division of manufacturing of any kind.

Construction workers are blue collar boys they get dirty doin manual labour

by Thorough worker June 22, 2022

Collateral Damage Pussy

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.

Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

Gray Collar Workers

A Gray Collar Worker is a member of the service class. While a blue collar worker is a proletarian and primarily manual labour worker (such as a factory worker), and a white collar worker is a bourgeoisie class member (a lawyer).

The Gray Collar Working class does not have the riches of the white collar workers, nor the pride, nor unity of a blue collar worker.

The greatest work on Gray Collar Workers is in the film "Fight Club." It describes the lack of self-confidence, feeling of no masculinity, and the feeling of incompetence with near perfection.

Examples of a Gray Collar Worker:
-Security Guard
-Convenience Store Clerk
-Fast Food Worker
-Waiter
You get the point.

by Jack Red February 5, 2005