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man cold

The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.
'Either i have meningitus, end stage brain cancer, or a man cold'
by j11119999 January 26, 2006
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CoDover

The feeling of having a hangover after a night of playing Call of Duty. Often resulting in lower grades in class.
Dude I can't pay attention in class I have such a CoDover
by blacklantern November 12, 2009
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Cold Choder

When your girlfriend denies your Chode.
My girlfriend and i were about to get it on, but when i pulled down my pants, she gave me the Cold Choder.
by Here All Day January 25, 2010
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cold air intake

A cheap way of adding horsepower, though not as much as ricers say they make. Usually add 5-8 on a four pot, 10-15 for a six and 15-30 for an 8. (K&N)

People often install them because they are a much cheaper (however less effective) alternative to turbocharging or supercharging. (Can also accompany a turbo and/ or a supercharger)
That civic has a cold air intake and a fartcan

I can't afford to turbo my car so I got a cold air intake

That GTP is nice it has a supercharger stock and the owner added a cold air intake
by carguy1996 January 28, 2014
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Cold crotch

the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her
by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015
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Cold Opening

The act of jumping directly into the story in a video game or tv show/movie
by sppoooppy August 12, 2016
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Bastardly Cold

When the weather outside is so cold that it makes you want to call it a bastard

The term is especially apt when you get caught by a gust of freezing wind
"Hey, have you been outside today?"

"Yeah, I'd put on a few layers if I were you. It's bastardly cold out there"
by mib2347 December 17, 2011
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