bruh on the cob

what you say when you think random is funny

You: whats your best joke
Friend: bruh on the cob
You: bruh

by what did soulja boy tell em? December 11, 2019

Cob Dibbler

One who like Cock!

Look at that Cob Dibbler suck on that dick

by Shimelfarb December 8, 2009

Soul cob

Soul as a modifier to the word cob refers to someone who completes your innermost self. Cob is a catch-all word that can refer to anything greater or otherwise poorly defined by other nouns. Many things may be a cob, and a cob may be many things. i.e. A soul cob is at one moment a soul mate, soul partner, soul lover.

It wasn't long after we shared our first conversation that I realized, THIS is my soul cob.

by Pockets55 November 23, 2020

cob slobber

The saliva that is left on a man's cob after a blow job.

Look at all of the cob slobber you left on my cob after that sucky sucky. Get it cleaned up I said!!!

by JoeyBomm December 17, 2020

cob stomp

Curb stomping somebody with an emphasis on their genitals. For males, this would be an emphasis on their penis (cob).

DeShawn: "Ayyo you seen Jarvacius lately?"
Nigga Quan: "Naw man he dindu nothin but he got cob stomped to shit fo some malt liquor"

by Trap Master Max October 2, 2015

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

corn cobbing

The act of fellating a penis from the side. This act is performed similarly to the act of eating corn on the cob. Commonly performed during the act of two people sucking one penis. This act is usually performed by a man or woman gently rubbing his/her tongue and/or teeth along the side of a man’s penis. Also known as roushing.

Jim was corn cobbing the fuck out of my dick...while Frank worked my head.

by A. Mills July 27, 2008