clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

Clitasaurus

A huge clitoris/clit.

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

grab life by the clit

A common American colloquial phrase, in which one person suggests to or urges on another person(s) that they should do something. Sometimes this advice is giving to get the person(s) to commit to doing sometime dangerous or outside the persons' norms.

The phrase was originally coined in 1995 by life coach & professional actor, Martin Lawrence on the extremely popular television program "Martin". This was the episode that Corey Haim was a special guest star.

Damn Gina, sometimes you just gotta grab life by the clit and enjoy yourself, just like Corey Haim does all the time.
-Martin Lawrence

by jackthegiantkiller March 20, 2010

Suck my clit

1- Abbreviation of "Suck my clitoris". It is an expression girls use in order to ask for a cunnilingus.
2- Also an insult girls use to tell their interlocutor (male or female) to stop bothering them.

Lil Kim - Niggas ain't shit but they still can trick. All they can do for me is suck my clit.

by glompxxgurl January 18, 2011

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010