cockenstien

The act of acquiring a massive erection randomly.

Gabe had a cockenstien while performing in his sixth grade talent show.

by nighthawk5000 December 20, 2010

clocked

Absolutely and completely incredible. Used as a replacement for Dank/Dialed/Sweet which were stolen and overused by popped-collar faggots and illiterate word-whores. Anyone who tries to be clocked, automatically
"un-clocks" themselves. You either have it, or you don't.

"Dude, that hat is clocked"
"Shayne tries waaaaaay too hard to be clocked....and fails....."

by Iaaaaaannnnnn October 9, 2007

clocker

a stalker that only stalks in the morning

6am : the clocker is out

by scabies mcduff October 13, 2004

clocked

clocked mean's you chopped/trash/beat someone.

guy 1: hey man did you see that race between the h2r motobike and the formula 1 car ?

guy 2: no man who won?
guy 1: the H2R clocked it bro.

by going around. September 25, 2018

Clockin In

To Jerk off.
(puttin in work)

Adam: Wow were you really just clockin in?

Tom: No i wasnt clockin in I just had to google somethin ya nut

by allow me March 9, 2010

clockin' a grip

To always watch, always have or to always be into something.

Man that foo ClaxDawg awaze be clockin' a grip.

by ClaxDawg Woof Woof June 27, 2003

clocked

to get crazy angry - go off (like a clock)

we were being loud and the landlord just CLOCKED.

by Dan Wald April 12, 2006