social climber

a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:

1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship

while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..

Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!

(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)

Lee: Hello..

Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..

lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.

by funkflick December 5, 2007

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

climax

the most exciting part of something

"oh yes roger, im climaxing"

"the show reaches its climax"

by gangstadane February 22, 2005

mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007

Chimone

term for "come on"

chi-mon-ae

Chimone! Where are the brews?

by The Dankest of Ski's, Robbie February 14, 2009

Ass Climber

A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.

Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds

by Mt. Everassed December 2, 2010

climaco

the name for the best family in the world
this name is usually derived from a filipino heritage. the climaco family is the best family residing in the phillipines and all filipinos treat them as kings and queens because they are that special. the climaco family is to be treated with the utmost respect and will take over the world.

"WORSHIP THE CLIMACO FAMILY!!"

by CLIMACO March 21, 2009