by ChaDMcBaDD October 12, 2009
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"Hey dude, you hear about Jeff?"
"Yeah I heard he got chicked pretty badly, it took him two hours to clean it up."
ex 2.
"Man there's nothing to do in this damn town."
"Duuuude, lets smoke some weed then go chicking!"
"Hey dude, you hear about Jeff?"
"Yeah I heard he got chicked pretty badly, it took him two hours to clean it up."
ex 2.
"Man there's nothing to do in this damn town."
"Duuuude, lets smoke some weed then go chicking!"
by Lil Z The Prince January 16, 2012
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Beating, hurting, or bothering someone who resembles chotch-like qualities. Similar to "fag bashing' but with chotch bags.
"Dude, I saw a real chotchbag sitting inside of starbucks."
"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"
"And How!"
"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"
"And How!"
by monstercock was taken June 9, 2009
Get the Chotch Clocking mug.Sitting on your friends nose with no pants on.
Optimal bundy clock will leave skid mark on tip of victims nose.
Derived from the punch in card slot system invented by Slate Rock and Gravel Company and used by Fred Flintstone.
So named due to the similarities between the sliding of the bundy card into the slot and the sliding of the nose into the sphincter as well as the crunch that can be heard when performed correctly.
Can also be done by hired employee who may posses added the std factor that one may want to pass on to their victim for added retribution.
Optimal bundy clock will leave skid mark on tip of victims nose.
Derived from the punch in card slot system invented by Slate Rock and Gravel Company and used by Fred Flintstone.
So named due to the similarities between the sliding of the bundy card into the slot and the sliding of the nose into the sphincter as well as the crunch that can be heard when performed correctly.
Can also be done by hired employee who may posses added the std factor that one may want to pass on to their victim for added retribution.
I saw the photo of you tea baggin me at that party. Funny, original, creative.
Really great stuff, I tried something a little different but if watching too much Dane Cook hadn't killed your sense of smell by yelling at you that way he does you would know there is a smudge of shit on your nose right now, not as much as there was; seems you're not the most anal face cleaner (lolPUN)
There's a fb fan page, twitter feed and something called the bundy the baggers united.
Video of the Bundy Clocking on request.
Also, google images is full of photographic evidence of your nose sliding up into my ass crack which had been prepared earlier. Two particularly gruesome shits taken over 3 hours, 1st is lightly wiped, 2nd no wipe.
Don't ever put your balls in the mouth of a passed out individual again you sexually confused quasi rapist.
I'll find you and sit on your nose until I am satisfied with the amount of shit left on your nose as well as the shape, consistency and aesthetic appeal of the shit smudge.
This particular Bundy Clock came with a complimentary dangle berry courtesy of my neighbours dog type animal.
Expect to sneeze shit for 4-6 wks with possible pink eye like symptoms and some kind of hoof infection.
A small permanently inked smudge in a shitish colour and you will avoid further clockage..
MOVE YOUR BUNDYCLOCK!!
Really great stuff, I tried something a little different but if watching too much Dane Cook hadn't killed your sense of smell by yelling at you that way he does you would know there is a smudge of shit on your nose right now, not as much as there was; seems you're not the most anal face cleaner (lolPUN)
There's a fb fan page, twitter feed and something called the bundy the baggers united.
Video of the Bundy Clocking on request.
Also, google images is full of photographic evidence of your nose sliding up into my ass crack which had been prepared earlier. Two particularly gruesome shits taken over 3 hours, 1st is lightly wiped, 2nd no wipe.
Don't ever put your balls in the mouth of a passed out individual again you sexually confused quasi rapist.
I'll find you and sit on your nose until I am satisfied with the amount of shit left on your nose as well as the shape, consistency and aesthetic appeal of the shit smudge.
This particular Bundy Clock came with a complimentary dangle berry courtesy of my neighbours dog type animal.
Expect to sneeze shit for 4-6 wks with possible pink eye like symptoms and some kind of hoof infection.
A small permanently inked smudge in a shitish colour and you will avoid further clockage..
MOVE YOUR BUNDYCLOCK!!
by Professor Beatnik April 28, 2011
Get the Bundy Clocking mug.The act of picking up small objects out of the carpet (much like a chicken in a pen) trying to find that one little rock that you dropped while you were loading the pipe.
Usually associated with the use of crack-cocaine, it can also happen to those who use other amphedamines.
Usually associated with the use of crack-cocaine, it can also happen to those who use other amphedamines.
When the last of her dope was gone, Lisa was fiending for more so much that she was clucking on the carpet.
by SerenitysEnigma March 8, 2005
Get the clucking mug."Yo I been done shopping" shouted Theresa, "what's taking you so long", "stop clocking me, im tryning on this shirt right quick" replied Amy
by Twin710 January 29, 2018
Get the clocking me mug.This original version is when you take your hard cock and smack someone's face, alternating between their left and right cheeks, as your love rod makes a slapping sound. There are a couple variants of clacking such as straddling a woman's chest while smacking her with your man meat or just grabbing her hair, cock in her face, and rotating your hips as quickly as possible to maximize the clacking sound.
Robyn: Hey Stacey, what happened to your face? Did Leon hit you again?
Stacey: No girl, he was just Clacking me real good.
Stacey: No girl, he was just Clacking me real good.
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
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