Chimping

The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp

Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.

by 2hihihi January 14, 2013

cumping

A series of cumps that a faggot shits out of his ass after anal sex.

Jeff:"I think Jerry is in the bathroom cumping we just had but sex so I bet he has a lot."

by Cock Bag July 5, 2006

crumping babes

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance

"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"

by Siren-x October 27, 2008

chumming

When a fat nasty person eats food and gets shit all over their face, but they don't notice it and they just keep eating their food while you can't help but stare and vomit.

While Rachel was eating her sub a little mayonnaise dribbled down her face, but she didn't notice. Sean could only sit and stare in disgust and complete nausea as she kept chumming on her sub.

by CB.88 November 10, 2008

Champing

To go camping with a bottle of Champagne. Good times!!!

Lets go Champing I've nicked a bottle from my fokes drinks carbonate

by MylesTails October 24, 2009

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

chumming

To have an exited conversation with friends, or chums, in which one or all involed are most enthused by the topic.

"Oh dear. He is/they are chumming again."

by 'Jamin May 19, 2005