Chumpetry

V. What chumps do, the act of being a chump.

- Hey, are you taking AP History next year?

- Are you kidding!? AP History is for Chumps, and for those chumps who deny their chumpetry.

- I'm no chump!

- Sure, why don't you stop your chumpetry for a moment and sign up for a different class?

by Smurfy! July 20, 2009

Competitive edge

Under the influence of drugs. eg: Alcohol, Weed, or Mushrooms. Used especially infront of people you don't want to know that you're under the influence.

Mr. Meadows: Excuse me. I will be right back. I need to go regain, my competitive edge.
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John:Dude. This year. John will build you an olympic sized pool. Just supply me with competitive edge and a hotel room to direct bitches too. I have mastered the art.

by nikdog January 6, 2013

competitive

a shit show

jerry-"want to play competitive?"
mike-(*slaps jerry in face*)

by Unforgive July 10, 2019

chicken chomper

chicken chomper is just another of a new way of saying black person or African american chicken chompers also talk very loud and do not use there inside voice and most but do not all have a father figure.

hey billy look at that chicken chomper i bet he has no dad

by gustavo fring is cute May 12, 2022

Competing

The annoying thing the teacher says when someone is talking when they happen to be explaining something.

Person 1 (whispering): Hey person 2, when is the assignment du-
Teacher: Oh! DO I HEAR SOMEONE COMPETING WITH ME?
Everybody: *sigh*

by BigFatDuck January 21, 2020

Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005

Anime chompewomp

A man who is so in love with anime that he will go and get plastic surgery to get rid of his bottom two ribs, then when he is watching anime incest porn and will ejaculate and bite his penis

hey j your and anime Chompewomp

dude it cost me 5 grand!

by hahahahaman7 June 24, 2010