chiodos

an Emo/Post-hardcore band with vocals that sound like a dying squirrel. The band also possesses a shitty guitar sound. They also like to try and imitate the styles of Children of Bodom, which is metal blasphemy.

Emo: "I love Chiodos...they rock harder than CoB. These girl pants are constricting my balls."

by Donnie Bennett May 29, 2007

Chidder

To pretend to be annoyed with your child for the benefit of the parent of another it has just upset, when in reality you think that what just happened was hilarious and totally justified.

When I punished Simon at the park yesterday I was only chiddering.

by madlittlealien October 4, 2015

Chido

As in a Chinese Guido.

Jersey is full of guidos.. so full that there are even chidos!

by j-wow January 15, 2010

Chiodos Kid

A person who recognizes superior music and realizes that the band Chiodos is in the forefront of adapting music to different and strange styles which just showcase their dominance of future generations of music.

Guy 1: Dude I just met this really cool guy! He's one of the smartest people I've ever met!

Guy 2: Ya he's a Chiodos Kid

by musicmenace June 10, 2011

Childos

A chili dildo. Refers to a dildo dipped in chili.

"Dude, what are you eating your chili with?"
"Ran out of spoons, so I'm using a childo."
ERRYBODY- "Pass the childos!"

by J-Rutty July 29, 2011

Chiddler

A chiddler can be two things - a child, or a name for someone younger than you. This word originated from a chain text by someone called "Red Leader 11037" (AKA me).

The girl T - posed at the inferior chiddler to assert her dominance. (In the this case, the word chiddler is used to tell that the person the girl T - posed to is younger than her.

by Red Leader11037 November 29, 2018

childo

Combination of the words wordchode/word and worddildo/word. A dildo that has more girth in it's diameter than in it's length.

Disgusted, she placed the childo back on the rack, prefering a longer and narrower dildo.

by samurai June 26, 2003