Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

chewing the fat

General conversation with someone

Hey, yo, I'm here chewing the fat with Bob.

by lamer July 14, 2004

chew d'etat

an act of undermining your hunger by eating, specifically eating a snickers bar.

Overthrow your corrupt hungerment with a chew d'etat.

by tkraw April 2, 2009

Chewed Orange

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.

1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.

by jonidee May 17, 2007

chew box

for one to give oral pleasure on a womans vagina,more common term used by lesbians

"porcha is a full-on lesbian she likes to chew box"

"i chew box because i hate men"

by bongeh December 24, 2009

chewing the scenery

To display excessive emotion or to act in an exaggerated manner while performing.

Actors like Johnny Depp, William Shatner, and Tim Curry are well know for chewing the scenery.

by 2tmfp9 July 10, 2011

chewing a wasp

A face that's shows you are angry and pissed off. A screwed up face that's is obviously not a happy chappy.

She was so pissed off you could tell, she had a face the looked like she was chewing a wasp.

by tttgirls January 22, 2016