Caryled

To be "Caryled" is when one unintentionally friendzones a potential lover due to the fact that they were rather slow to receive the message or were too dense, resulting in the loss of any potential relationship.

Friend 1: Girl, I think he likes you, did you see the way he was all up on you at the party?
Friend 2: I thought we were just hugging?
Friend 3: You really just "caryled" him!

by Bhigbhaebi November 21, 2018

cherylanne

Often is seen around the wilderness deep in secret forests performing various acts of voodoo, paganism, nazism and animal sacrifices.

I wondered into a dark forest filled with weird cherylanne's!

I was surprised to me kidnapped in the mall and taken to a forest by some cherylanne

by lAcHlAn P April 21, 2009

Cheryl Cole

A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation

Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke

by MysticMog September 21, 2011

cryllius

A small, blunt, rusty device for the castration of anoying males.

Philipa took out her 'Cryllius' and neutered Bob

by Crycry July 4, 2006

Cherylanne

Usually a female, who has odd fetishes for raw sushi to be thrown on her body. (Particularly head/hair) in which she recipricates by chasing culprit into Male toilets and raping them several times before murdering them and dumping their body in a river. Returning regularly to feed off the rotting corpse.

As i was walking past a school i noticed Cherylanne covered in sushi and running to a Male bathroom chasing someone.

OMG she totally did a cherylanne with that hot guy last night.

They found a body in a lake and suspected another Cherylanne had done it.

by lAcHlAn P April 22, 2009

cheryl cole moment

When you fart on TV on the X Factor and it is picked up by the microphones!

Did anyone hear Cheryl Cole fart on Saturday night's show?! That was a right Cheryl Cole moment!

by Dave2226 November 17, 2010

cheryl cole

A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.

Chocolate teapot, ashtray on a motorbike, concrete parachute, Cheryl Cole.

by judimanic March 12, 2011