A scottish football club that are totally pish!!!
They wear a horrible green and white hooped top and there supporters have to use all there giro money to go and watch them and then they have to get crisis loans to pay for there 15 kids to eat!!!!!!!
There board are also that tight with there money that the only bonus there players get is that they can shag the celtic boy's club!!!!
They wear a horrible green and white hooped top and there supporters have to use all there giro money to go and watch them and then they have to get crisis loans to pay for there 15 kids to eat!!!!!!!
There board are also that tight with there money that the only bonus there players get is that they can shag the celtic boy's club!!!!
by Henrik Larsson April 13, 2005
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one who is constantly glued to his/her cell phone;
one who talks loudly on cell phone in public places like movie halls;
one who can't help showing off his/her latest cell phone model;
one for whom,the pricier and slicker the cell phone,higher the social status.
one who is constantly glued to his/her cell phone;
one who talks loudly on cell phone in public places like movie halls;
one who can't help showing off his/her latest cell phone model;
one for whom,the pricier and slicker the cell phone,higher the social status.
Mamta is such a celllicker-she kept on chatting on her phone even during a special family dinner.Her cell was licked but sadly,not the food.
by Smartgal September 23, 2005
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by Brock Lucas March 15, 2018
Get the Celtic Knot mug.A football team who very often mistake themselves to be better than there bitter rivals, glasgow rangers, who've won more trophies, infact much more trophies. They play in a 4 star UEFA stadium named piggery which might aswell be a big green fence around each side, some plastic squares as seats, and 60,000 father jacks (from father ted), compared to ibrox stadium being 5 starred.
So, if you think of celtic, immediately think of rangers because they are simply better.
So, if you think of celtic, immediately think of rangers because they are simply better.
Q: What's the best scottish team?
A: Cel..., Rangers quite obviously.
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Q: What's the best stadium in Scotland?
A: Celtic P...Pigger...Oh yeah, Ibrox.
A: Cel..., Rangers quite obviously.
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Q: What's the best stadium in Scotland?
A: Celtic P...Pigger...Oh yeah, Ibrox.
by Orange? March 14, 2009
Get the Celtic mug.The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
by Joefudge April 18, 2009
Get the Celtic Kevin mug.Professional NBA basketball team who has won 17 NBA Championships. Arguably the best team to ever play the game. Known to have some of the greatest players of all-time including Bob Cousey, Larry Bird, Bill Russell, and Robert Parish to name a few. Great from the 50s-80s but began to struggle in the 90s all the way until 2008 (with the exception of the 2001–02 season) when they acquired Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett to build another BIG 3 along with Paul Pierce. Now they are back on top and are ready to rebound from last season and go out and get #18. They are a very respectable team with great ownership and players. There's really no reason to hate them
by StingrayJ September 29, 2009
Get the Boston Celtics mug.A scummy football team from Glasgow's East End who cheat their way through every game, and, in season 07/08, managed to cheat their way to the SPL title by dodgy decisions by referees and linesmen. Also every Celtic fan believes that somehow they are related to Ireland and that there were about 10,000,000 Celtic fans in Seville when they reached the UEFA Cup Final in 2003. More proof that Celtic FC are scum is that their own manager cast a blind eye upon a paedophile ring that was operating inside the club (Big Jock Knew).
by OneMan'sSilenceHurtManyOthers April 15, 2009
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