A cell phone would be like one of those huge brick things with a long arial that people used to have in the 1980s. Now they are much smaller and known as mobile's.
by Terry September 12, 2004
Get the cell phone mug.a fun little thing to have. i got mine when i was eight, for my brother's tenth birthday, lol. getting better and better, doing more things, faster, or efficiantly. so more people are getting them youger. theres nothing wrong with it so stfu.
7 year old girl= "Dad my friend just got a cell phone!"
Dad= "Well, I think its about time you get one."
7 year old girl= "FOR SERIOUS!? :"
Dad= "Well, I think its about time you get one."
7 year old girl= "FOR SERIOUS!? :"
by kccc =] June 27, 2007
Get the cell phone mug.1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.
2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.
2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
by mc7e June 20, 2009
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Get the Cell phone mug.Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020
Get the cell phone nipple mug.Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
by ChadBalmworth February 20, 2013
Get the Oh, My Cell Phone! mug.One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...
by blogger_08 January 22, 2006
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