Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had

Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that

by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022

caterpillar technique

When you stick it in her soft and wiggle until it gets hard

“Bro me and girl tried the caterpillar technique last night”

by That1Aussie December 28, 2021

cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.

Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now

by korndog420 March 10, 2022

cuthbert the caterpillar

Absolute unit sickest cunt I ever had in my mouth

Glorious feel really gentle and moist

Oh cuthbert the caterpillar was so delicate and scrumptious

by Bigbiggynig March 11, 2022

CABO CATERPILLAR

It's a rare creature, only grown in the early months after the winter solstice. The cabo caterpillar grants you the powers of freddy mercury and makes you unable to enter a school zone.

Ever since Sean grew that cabo caterpillar he can't pick up his kid from school or go to the bar without dudes grabbing his ass.

by Dickel tickler March 18, 2022

vagina caterpillar

Grower not shower

You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly

by EmrahST September 4, 2021

Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.

We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints

by The Gitfiddl3r May 24, 2021