career crush

Deep/profound admiration for someone due to their career/ professional achievements.

I have such a career crush on that doctor. She is everything I aspire to be when I’m a physician one day.

by warriorgirl23 February 22, 2021

Careering

A person that keeps a job no matter what.

My friend stay careering, she lost her job yesterday and already found a new one.

by NikkaSpeaks November 4, 2023

Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016

career tenant

A low morality individual who applies for tenancies, doesn’t pay rent for months/years, and then moves on to the next lease after forced eviction. Typically unemployed, a sex offender and/or a drug addict. Believes they are owed everything, and that the world is against them, while being a burden to their community.

James never hasn’t worked in 5 years, and doesn’t pay for any housing because he is a career tenant.

by Kekkers120 June 17, 2024

pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.

1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 11, 2021

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in and/or after 2014.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac February 5, 2017