by paulthecomet May 20, 2010
this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga April 28, 2007
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.
by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019
A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
by cockwork October 6, 2019
1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
by theangryvegan May 26, 2019
Scenic Suds Car Wash is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022