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can't be hooped 

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.
I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.
can't be hooped by barelegs November 10, 2013

Can't teach give-a-shit 

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.
Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."

Can't stenchon the mélenchon 

"Can't stenchon the mélenchon" is an expression used by the candidate to the 2017 french presidential election, Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

It could has been created on the Jeuxvidéo.com's forum by users to show their preference for Mélenchon rather than Marine Lepen (far right). It has been inspired by the sentence "can't stump the trump" even if Mélenchon doesn't share the Trump's point of view.
This catchphrase quickly spread on the internet. Now, it became a slogan for the Mélenchon's party : La France insoumise.
Hey, Can't stenchon the mélenchon

can't stick 

I can't stick Ty, she's so annoying.
can't stick by Shortlilblonde March 23, 2017

can't math 

A slang term for an inability to excel in mathematics.
"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
can't math by EVOLVE April 4, 2017

Can't Guard Mike 

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.
Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.
Can't Guard Mike by maianis December 24, 2019