caffeinism 

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

caffeinism by Slentz42 July 13, 2017

Cafe Codename 

Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.

Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(

Cafe Codename by finnrmyman November 26, 2022

roadkill cafe 

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.

Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

roadkill cafe by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010

Weaponized Caffeine 

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!

That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.

Weaponized Caffeine by Thorgeous January 6, 2012

Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

Neal Caffery by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018

Summerlin Cafe

Summerlin Cafe is a ROBLOX Community owned by VeriousDev aka TechCodes. It wasn't originally founded by him, but as we know of he is the current owner. The community started around 2021 i believe and has reached over 12K+ members. TechCodes has started his journey again on becoming the best he can be. One thing about Summerlin Cafe is that they have a well built game and training facility. They're probably one of the biggest cafe games on ROBLOX (The experience itself, not the group lol) Anyways go join it on TechCodes profile.

Summerlin Cafe ROBLOX

Summerlin Cafe by ROBLOX DEV MANAGEMENT July 7, 2022

Tripping on Caffeine 

The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons

“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”

“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”

Tripping on Caffeine by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019