A motherfuckin scaredy cat
by Oooooooooop November 5, 2019
Get the Cadenmug. by And I oop sksksk😒 January 4, 2020
Get the Cadenmug. A small gay child that has had a 500 IQ since he came into this world. He is believed to be the first person who has never lost his virginity in his whole life. He also invested all of his money to buy a pure gold calculator. His lenses of his glasses are bigger than his small dick. He calculated the volume of the entire grand canyon in 1 minute. His nickname will forever be NERD.
by Autist2 October 31, 2018
Get the Cadenmug. Caden is a dumb ginger that no one likes. He has the smallest penis and no balls. and Caden goes to the mall to get small girls.
Man 1: Have you talk to Caden?
Man 2: No where is he?
Man 1: He a dumb ginger anyway
Man 2: Yea and he steals girls from the mall
Man 1: And his penis is sooooooo small
Man 2: No where is he?
Man 1: He a dumb ginger anyway
Man 2: Yea and he steals girls from the mall
Man 1: And his penis is sooooooo small
by February 4, 2020, February 19, 2020
Get the Cadenmug. by Bluntcut May 3, 2018
Get the Cadenmug. I’m friends with a Caden and let me tell you:
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019
Get the Cadenmug. by A terrible human being November 5, 2019
Get the Cadenmug.