Wet Cabbage

Used to describe someone with a plain personality

“Oh look at john over there, he is such a wet cabbage”

by BagChaserMNC March 25, 2021

Sneezing In The Cabbage

Perfoeming oral on a female

Wanna go sneezing in the cabbage

by Puddin October 08, 2004

bar cabbage

Wads of crumbled up 1 and 5 dollar bills found in your front pockets after a night at the bar, due to only paying for drinks with 20s.

I thought I had spent all my money last night, but I had more than enough bar cabbage to cover my cab ride home.

by JMac222 November 18, 2007

Cabbage Man

A reoccurring character in Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Cabbage Man is a lonely merchant whose poor vegetables seem to always be under some subject of destruction.
Is often heard yelling "My cabbages!"

Also:
A nickname for a reoccurring minor character, often used for comic relief.

M. Night Shyamalan should play the Cabbage Man in his Avatar films!




Hey, that guy who got struck by lightening seven times is the Cabbage Man of Benjamin Button!

by HannahHollywood January 15, 2009

Circus Cabbage

When somebody clowns around too much and isn't making sense when they talk.

Friend- "one day I got a loosey from the corner store, then called this girl over to give me a loosey"

You- "Your Clowning! Your Trash, and garbage is coming out your mouth! Your Circus Cabbage!

by LakeGeorgeThugs November 18, 2010

Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 25, 2015

Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020