Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022

Cabbage

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

Cabbage

When a dude or bro has long hair.

Yo! Im loving the cabbage my guy.

by Yopo October 27, 2022

Cabbage

Slang word for "Vagina" Typically used by British Folk.

"You've got a proper stink on going down in that Cabbage!"

by Branfflakes November 15, 2022

Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

Cabbage

Marijuana/weed

I was getting baked from smoking cabbage

by TitmouseM February 16, 2024

Cabbage

Slang for a person who is all talk/makes empty threats.

"Man'll turn cabbage if I bust that wap (shoot a gun)"

by bonnieiscool March 4, 2024