after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again
by wangzang baby August 7, 2006

by victore October 26, 2006

A school in the boondocks of suburban Providence, RI full of kids who are not only too stupid to get into Bentley or Babson College, but to realize that they could have gotten a similar education for about 1/3rd the price at a state school. Routinely get beaten by Bentley College in all sports, except football, which is ending now because Bryant has decided to turn their football team into a 1-AA team, where they will probably be scheduled by Boston College for one of their monthly shit-on fests. To rationalize their overall mediocrity and pre-destined lives of middle-management, they like to refer to the schools that rejected them (in particular Bentley) as "rich pricks" who only got into Bentley because their parents bought them into school, when in fact many of Bentley students are from the same middle class areas as the bitch and moaning Bryant kids, and even if they are right about rich kids being bought into school, it still tells you something that parents would rather shell out the cash to make their kid a Falcon instead of a Bulldog.
Jimmy: "Hey Chris, I got into Bentley, how about you?"
Chris: "I chose to go to Bryant University, the people are nicer, the campus is nice, and the Providence area is cooler than the Boston area."
Jimmy: "You got rejected from Bentley and are desperately trying to rationalize that you're cool with Bryant, aren't you?"
Chris: "Yeah."
Chris: "I chose to go to Bryant University, the people are nicer, the campus is nice, and the Providence area is cooler than the Boston area."
Jimmy: "You got rejected from Bentley and are desperately trying to rationalize that you're cool with Bryant, aren't you?"
Chris: "Yeah."
by jdr0317 June 15, 2008

by rah May 13, 2005

A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.
Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
by i can do my own taxes December 15, 2009

the greatest basketball player of all time, also one of the sexiest and most beautiful men there will ever be. he is simply the best at everything
that boy overthere is playin like kobe bryant, hes already got 100 points in the 1st quarter. kobe would have had more though
by Shake it! April 15, 2006

Yeah that nigga Kobe got skillz but he cant help the lakers win a game cuz hes to busy rapin white girls all day
by K-Feezy fo Sheezy July 15, 2008
