Bryan is one ugly ass fuck boy who thinks he is top shit, and make you call him “daddy” or “papi” he’s a big slut that has 9 girlfriends, he’s only 19 years old
by Serreh December 05, 2019
Bryan is one of the sweetest guys ever. He thinks any amount of sass he has is too harsh. His favorite thing to do is look at memes and funny videos so he can share them with you (after which he will laugh at how funny he is for at least 3 minutes). Bryan is a good friend; keep him around. He will cheer you up on your worst days.
by history teachers March 05, 2017
A complete assholish guy who is extremely ugly and typically looks like a smurf. He has a very high pitched voice which is extremely annoying. The typical habits of Bryan are watching porn and jacking off with his 1 cm long dick. Bryan is an asshole.
by BABU123 February 27, 2018
Bryan is a bitch and he is the worst most ignorant person you'll ever meet all he will do is fuck you over dont trust bryan he is pure trash
by savage818 March 07, 2017
Ugly,Non-Athletic,Awkward,Smelly,A Mistake,Brazilian,Broke,Gay, Gets Bad Grades,Is A Dissapointment,Words Can't Describe How Monotonisly Awful He Is.
by NOWitALL2016 May 05, 2016
Bryan is a name originating in England and Ireland, brought onto them by the Bretan followers of the Normans. It is usually used, however, to refer to someone who is both fat and gay. Keep in mind, that someone must be both fat, and gay to have the honor of being reffered to as Bryan.
Alejandro: Hey look at that fat and gay kid.
Cesar: You mean my good old pal Bryan?
Alejandro: Yeah I assumed his name would be Bryan
Cesar: You mean my good old pal Bryan?
Alejandro: Yeah I assumed his name would be Bryan
by OgCupcake October 31, 2016
A type of wallaby that rolls around in your attic shitting everywhere. They are a huge pest, especially so when found in a barracks setting, such as a military base or police academy.
"My attic was a mess this morning! There was shit everywhere!"
"Sounds like you had a Bryan rolling around up there"
"Sounds like you had a Bryan rolling around up there"
by White Rag March 27, 2018