Bryaning

1 - When someone is on their phone in a social group and not being social.

2 - When you are paying more attention to your phone than your friends.

Damnit Bryan, stop bryaning. You're with friends.

by Attila The Kern March 12, 2017

Bryan

Bryan is one of the sweetest guys ever. He thinks any amount of sass he has is too harsh. His favorite thing to do is look at memes and funny videos so he can share them with you (after which he will laugh at how funny he is for at least 3 minutes). Bryan is a good friend; keep him around. He will cheer you up on your worst days.

Bryan is so nice. I'm pretty sure he is incapable of being mean.

by history teachers March 4, 2017

Bryan

A complete assholish guy who is extremely ugly and typically looks like a smurf. He has a very high pitched voice which is extremely annoying. The typical habits of Bryan are watching porn and jacking off with his 1 cm long dick. Bryan is an asshole.

Bob: Is that Bryan?
Bryan turns
Bob : "Vomits"

by BABU123 May 8, 2018

Bryan

Bryan is a bitch and he is the worst most ignorant person you'll ever meet all he will do is fuck you over dont trust bryan he is pure trash

Person 1 : Hey did u talk to bryan ?
Person 2: Yeah why ?
Person 1 : Don't talk to him he's trash

by savage818 March 6, 2017

Bryan

Ugly,Non-Athletic,Awkward,Smelly,A Mistake,Brazilian,Broke,Gay, Gets Bad Grades,Is A Dissapointment,Words Can't Describe How Monotonisly Awful He Is.

You are just like Bryan. Definition is in the box above

by NOWitALL2016 May 16, 2016

Bryan

Bryan is a name originating in England and Ireland, brought onto them by the Bretan followers of the Normans. It is usually used, however, to refer to someone who is both fat and gay. Keep in mind, that someone must be both fat, and gay to have the honor of being reffered to as Bryan.

Alejandro: Hey look at that fat and gay kid.
Cesar: You mean my good old pal Bryan?
Alejandro: Yeah I assumed his name would be Bryan

by OgCupcake October 30, 2016

Bryan

A type of wallaby that rolls around in your attic shitting everywhere. They are a huge pest, especially so when found in a barracks setting, such as a military base or police academy.

"My attic was a mess this morning! There was shit everywhere!"

"Sounds like you had a Bryan rolling around up there"

by White Rag March 28, 2018