silent bruise

A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts

Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise

by mary bleh November 11, 2013

digital bruising

The result of being owned by a cyber bully.

That keyboard warrior just left you with some serious digital bruising.

by tzchworbus March 3, 2016

booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption

My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic

by Raygun13 March 30, 2016

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019

word bruise

An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy

Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!

by redflag73630 July 16, 2018

Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018