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Brett Keane

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.
DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!
by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016
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Brett Appel

A tall, skinny, twirp, that resembles a mixture of Beaker from Sesame Street and Jim Parsons. You might be able to find a Brett Appel sneaking around a Bass Pro Shop looking at fishing pools or the woman's dressing room section at your local Walmart.
"Man look at that creep, he's such a Brett Appel."
by schauppner October 8, 2018
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Brett Thompson

A popular Youtuber That has a cat named Zazzles. If your not subbed to him. You need to. It’s worth it
by BrettZazzles May 4, 2022
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George Brett

Having uncontrable watery diarrhea that runs down the back of your leg usually after eating bad shellfish or possibly Mexican food.
I pulled a George Brett on my drive home from Red Lobster and shit all over my car.
by bpsizzle February 8, 2019
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Brett Hand

a sexy himbo with big boobies from inside job
by arlo!! November 24, 2021
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Brett

The jolliest of the jolly. Likes when women tickle his devil's driveway. He enjoys competitive ventures, even when there is no competition and it deteriorates his quality of life. He's willing to loan friends $2000 and lets lovers shove organic Italian carrots up his bum. He is interested in all things medical and succeeded in college via unsavory but effective methods.
Wow, what a Brett. He really shoved something up his ass. That's such a Brett thing to do.
by Bingbong Dingdong May 19, 2020
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Brett Yang

A wonderful classical musician who plays the violin really skillfully, with an intellectual sense of humor, extremely down to earth despite his amazing achievements, has a great sense of compassion and empathy, has a bubbly and friendly personality that anyone can adapt with, one look and you can immediately feel that he is a kind person, screams husband-material all the way, a loyal and trustworthy bestfriend who will support you with whatever you do as long as it's not related to the viola
Mom: You need to find a good husband.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang?
Mom: You're not good enough for him. Find better friends first at least.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang.. too..
by riikaajeluuuu September 6, 2020
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