Breasticles

Noun. 1. Boobies

If you go to Hooters, you see Breasticles.

by captain crunch March 14, 2003

breasticles

when a chick's tits hang so low, they look like balls.

grandma has a hairy set of breasticles

by oskolosko-from-bumblefuck-egypt June 16, 2004

breasticles

When girls get uptight cause guyz got testicles. They call their tits breasticles

Girl: "Boy, yo testies got nuttin on my huge breasticles!"

by Joel of Swink December 2, 2007

Breasticles

A fat mans hairy man-boobs. Called breasticles as they resemble a large hairy nutsack hanging off of ones chest. These are most often found on the disgustingly obese chest of supervisors, low level politicians, anyone with a "big toys for big boys" or "Livin' large" bumper sticker. Also see Wehner and Jason Gosnell.

"Did you see the breasticles on that fat fucking lard ass? Holy shit he was eating an entire sheetcake while dipping it in pig lard!!"

by Wehners Daddy September 24, 2005

bresticals

When a man's testicals are like the size of a womans breast. This is not a good thing. They are normaly really fucked.

Bob has bresticals

by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 29, 2003

breasticle

The act of ejaculating on the breast's of a woman and admiring as your semen slowly drips down the tip of the nipple; appearing to create an "icicle of semen".

Therefore, breasticle.

Tom- Dude, after Mary gave me the bomb beej, I plastered her chest and gave her a killer breasticle!
Adam- WORD! *high five*

by meetjoeswanson December 28, 2009

bastich

Bastich, quite blatantly, means "bitch" in DC speak.

"I'm the biggest, baddest mother fraggin' bastich around!"

by Jobot October 19, 2003