brady

A seemingly fake plastic smile (popularized by members of the Brady Bunch) that one can't get rid of due to either an extremely happy moment or at times prompted by embarassment.

1. After the hot guy from work asked me out for a drink, I drove home with a total Brady.

2. Couldn't shake the Brady when I realized my dress was stuck in my underwear as I ran to catch the bus.

by Cherelle 13 August 22, 2008

Brady

Without class, pride or hope

I want to root for the Mets-but that whole team is Brady.

by AllKohn December 21, 2008

Brady

Someone who is a real heart breaker. He only cares about his hair and himself. Don't ever talk to him. You're welcome.

"Yeah Brady's a real heart breaker."

by Marley:) September 17, 2018

Brady

Someone that smokes weed at least 4 times a day in the bathroom, steals food, and lets random black people sleep with other girls in other peoples beds without asking.

David: "I jacked his racket without asking. He was pretty pissed"

Me: "You're such a Brady"

by MichaelJFox June 6, 2011

Brady

My best friend and crush, he wears the same sweat shirt every day. He has short brown hair with bright blue eyes. 😍

Oh I love Brady!

by Ellie Stroup February 9, 2018

brady

To swing the door back and forth to get smoke or other foul substance out of a room.

Hey, could you brady the door? I can't breath with all of this smoke in here.

by ~Stephanie November 2, 2007

Brady

In insecure man with an extremely small penis and terrible Fortnite skills

Oh no, Brady's coming on the sesh

by 13 reasons you have missold pp June 6, 2018