x-boned 

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.

"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."

x-boned by lemminginstinct April 16, 2010

big boned 

Large Chester or having big breasts

She was very big boned

big boned by bigbonedbitch October 25, 2018

raw boned 

When engaging in anal sex the condom gets pulled off by the ass hole and gets pushed up into the rectum

Man I just got raw boned last night I took a shit and the condom fell out

raw boned by TheButtHead123 January 4, 2018

FUNNY BONED 

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

FUNNY BONED by Storm-King December 6, 2013

breakfast boned 

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

breakfast boned by deeliciousness December 14, 2013

italian boned 

When you get shagged by an itlaian

Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned

italian boned by Mummybanger003 February 15, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

hair boned by Pacingtons April 22, 2018