Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female

Colin is a stupid cockblocker

by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003

Cockblock Shower

When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.

Jill was totally going down on Drew until MaryAnn gave them a Cockblock Shower.

by Definition Guy August 7, 2009

asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease

Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.

by Wickster September 20, 2008

ROCKBLOCKING

when someone walks in front of the tv while playing guitarhero/rockband.

"I was shredding super hard on expert to Journey but failed cause Jerry started rockblocking me

by cainraw June 4, 2009

CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.

Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time

by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011

Cockblocked by Donald Trump

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.

Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.

by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017

Cockblockapalooza

A social gathering where a female or male has many friends of the opposite sex which furthermore cockblocks any unsuspecting suitor to make a move on them.

Nick doesn't stand a chance at the sorority party, it's a Cockblockapalooza.

by Jenbo May 31, 2007