Napoleon Blownapart

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.

Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!

by QuacksO September 25, 2012

Mind blown

The physiological response that gives rise to that feeling when you experience for the first time a new perspective.

"Hey man, did you know that Sumerians from ancient Mesopotamia defined zero as a placeholder to indicate the absence of a digit, for example as in "102"?

It was only the Babylonians who developed the concept that zero is a number itself that represents a quantity of nothingness, as opposed to a placeholder meant to indicate absence of a digit"

***think about it; once you get it, mind blown***

by I0V3 July 7, 2018

Blowbalt

The Chevrolet Coblat SS Supercharged. Superchargers are often known as blowers, so the combination of the words Blower and Cobalt form the term 'Blowbalt'

"James just bought a 2006 Cobalt SS S/C."

"Oh, a Blowbalt. Nice."

by Mr.Dustin September 21, 2009

Blown Face

When someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.

Guy #1: Dude, I just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.

Guy #2: BLOWN FACE!

by Midgetyman5670 November 4, 2009

Blown Back

To get destroyed, wrecked, or to lose badly in a game and or life.

"Did you hear about when Andrew was talking about Skye?"

"Yeah, he talked all that good but then he got blown back."

by Godly God God September 21, 2014

Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.

Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

blownski

when you are really high from weed.

example 1. Man I am soo blownski off this bomb weed.
example 2. Person 1: eh bro you got that weed.

Person 2: yeah, lets get blownski

by Master Blownski May 5, 2009