All blowed out

All blowed out -
Definitions include: the feeling when you take a huge dump and your anus is stretched.

When I came out of the restroom I was all blowed out

by Pilgram May 16, 2015

I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019

Esme my beloved

Esme is the best friend you could ever ask for shes always there for you and she’s really funny LMAO

Esme my beloved your my best friend

by ESMES bestie June 3, 2021

blowed

attractive, hot.

"Ayyo I hooked up with that girl with the 38EE's last night!"
"Fo' real nigga that bitch is blowed!"

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Scrate blowed

Being scared that you unknowingly Ate something that In time will ruin your stomach to where you have to blow up a toilet which ultimately leaves you feeling OWed.

Yo those tacos are gunna have me ”scrate blowed”

by MikeEasy July 22, 2018

blowed on

to talk about someone badly, or make fun of

"Keth got blowed on so hard today mayne! And he couldnt even blow back!"

by Jazzie. March 6, 2008

bloven

Getting a blowjob while driven

Bro, I can't believe you got a bloven the first day you had your license!

by BigDaddyGoon February 22, 2009