Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 10, 2025

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020