Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

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Art block

A FUCKING BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL ARTISTS! I FUCKING HATE YOU ART BLOCK!

Bitch: OMG! WHERES MY FUCKING ART I REQUESTED?!
Me: I'm on an art block
Bitch: WELL TO BAD GET ON WITH IT!

by Edgypotato May 19, 2018

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Related Words

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rooster block

A more clean version of the term "cock block"

"Way to walk in and rooster block me, bro. I was just about to go far with her."

by ballababy67 December 20, 2009

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Mopar Block

1. Mopar Block is the single most bad ass motha fuckn piece of raw power ever to exist...forever.

2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.

3. To have Mopar is to have block.

4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.

5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.

Two rednecks standin around....
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE

by I-Sack_1200 November 16, 2011

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