the blizzard

a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face

you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?

someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )

by JDS11 August 19, 2009

blizzard

A lot of cocaine, typically over a quarter ounce (two eight balls).

Let's roll out to Calvin's pad, I hear there is going to be a blizzard sweeping through the place.

by MofoSam June 9, 2003

Shrimp blizzard

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

by Hank's Wife July 24, 2008

Siberian Blizzard

Fucking a girl while standing and spinning in circles, then when you're close to finishing, throw the girl into the air, and jizz all over her before she hits the ground.

UH, UH, SIBERIAN... Blizzaaaaaaaaard.......

I gave Sandy a Siberian Blizzard last night.
Really?
Yea, dude, she's in the hospital.

by ninjakingcola September 2, 2010

blizzarding

The weather condition that consists of very extreme snow conditions, often including extreme winds, low visibility, and harsh conditions.

Wow, i its really hard to snowboard out when its blizzarding!

by Burritney August 20, 2006

blizzied

A state of being extremely high.
Three steps above buzzed, two steps above
stoned,and one step above baked on the high-o-meter.

Man we're going to get so motha fuckin blizzied tonight!!

by zachfive July 14, 2005

Colorado Chocolate Blizzard

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then sticking your dick in her poo-filled mouth, grabbing her by her ears or hair and shaking her head in circular motions. As seen when making a Blizzard.

Jenny had to go to the dentist after Julio gave her a Colorado Chocolate Blizzard.

by adam the first March 9, 2008