blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

There goes another aeroplane blonde!

by rukker April 21, 2006

suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"

That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde

by HVR June 5, 2005

bleona

Bleona is a beautiful name.It comes mostly from Albania what I hear of.if I have a friend called Bleona u should be happy and lucky that u have her she will always be there for u.This is a trustworthy,loyal,pretty,brave name.And always has a smile on her face and will be a best friend with who ever she meets.But remember if u meet a girl called Bleona not all of them can be pretty cause its not there choice who there called but never judge a book by its cover so never judge a person's by its looks or names.

I wish every girl could be a Bleona.... its everyones dream mostly for Albanian people and guys.

by See the meaning 😘 January 2, 2018

blender droppings

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass

Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings

by rawderick January 22, 2009

Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy

Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010