blasting a deuce

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

by cdude December 1, 2005

Branting

A pimp by blood

Damn, that guy must be a Branting, he just got with 5 chicks last night!

by me November 5, 2003

finger blasting

masturbartion by woman with there fingers/fist

Lizzy gave up men and went to finger blasting

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

Paul Blarting

A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.

I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!

by Streisand420 July 20, 2010

blasting

really really really boring work, causing mind numbness. requires absolutely no brain power, just eyes and arms.

"greg, can you stop indexing and blast some files please"

by scotch egg March 22, 2005

finger blasting

Banging/humping/porking/fucking/fornicating something with your finger.

Fingablastin' booty hole!

by Da Brovaz Bangaz October 27, 2003

blasting

shouting, broadcasting loudly, spreading gossip to everyone

"Don't be blasting my business everywhere"

by Dawnelle January 10, 2008