seven balled

When playing pool (english) if the black is sunk whilst one player still has all seven of his/her balls on the table, he/she must play the next game naked.
(some play so you only drop your trousers and underwear, or for girls, take your top and bra off)
see also six balled and five balled

"HAH! i seven balled you! get your clothes off sucker!"
"oh shit!"

"oh man, he seven balled me yesterday, everyone saw my cock"
"lol you got pwnt"

by fggg April 12, 2006

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Balephile

A male who has an almost homosexual fandom of Christian Bale. Frequently will refer to him as 'the man' and how he can never do anything wrong in movies or personal life, and anything he does do is 'frickin awesome'. Will only refer to him by his second name.

"Did you check out Bale on tv last night? Bale's the man, he's just so reliable."

"Dude, you are a total Balephile."

by yourverysilly May 11, 2009

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ballek'd

someone or something that has been redlined

Dude, you just ballek'd the car and now it smells like smoke.

Don't fuck this up or you'll be ballek'd!

by chittychitty_ _ June 3, 2009

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Balled Short

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.

The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles

by Nutlee January 5, 2011

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Balerno

Teeny tiny little village on the edge of Edinburgh.

Dude No.1: Dude, I'm going to Balerno.

Dude No.2: What, that really really little village near Edinburgh?

Dude No.1: Yeah.

DudeNo.2: Sad.

by crazy.wild.free May 14, 2012

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Baleestical

A categorization of explosive that makes a "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound after being detonated, and makes people, other living beings, or inanimate objects explode in an upwards manner, as if being propelled. This makes it seem as if the victim is screaming in delight although in reality they most likely die instantly or are experiencing extreme pain upon their upward propulsion. The term was first coined by famous hockey player and internationally recognized terrorist Matthew Savoie after witnessing a particularity scary grenade being detonated in the toiletries section of a bed, bath and beyond. Only later would he realize that the explosion it was a pit bull having explosive diarrhea while puncturing a chew toy and the upwardly propelled victim of the explosion was simply a junkie who had a massive spring lodged deep in his anus and was bouncing around like Tigger , the fictional tiger character who is known to bounce around.

Soldier 1: I'm gonna throw this baleestical grenade into the enemy trench!
Soldier 2: Watch out for the flying excrement!

by PlumpyTortoise October 16, 2019

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