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skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs
Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.
by skype-able December 9, 2009
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Blackberry Fever

An illness commonly caused from owning a Blackberry. Symptoms include having your Blackberry permanently attached to your hand and only contacting other people with a Blackberry, through BBM. Currently no known cure.
Alex: "Have you spoken to Grace recently?"
Vicky: "No, whenever I see her she's on her phone playing brickbreaker. Have you?"
Alex: "No, since she's had that new phone she only contacts other Blackberry owners. She has a major case of Blackberry Fever."
by trixtor5 June 28, 2011
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Blackburn

The art of being overly negative constantly and falling out with family and friends.
"Dude, don't be such a negative Blackburn"

"Who's that" "Oh, don't mind him, he's a serious Blackburn"

"PLEASE don't pull a Blackburn on me..."
by Josna123 August 6, 2012
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Montana Blackburn

A "Montana Blackburn" is when a man takes a shit early in the morning, but doesn't wipe his ass, then puts on tighty-whiteys. Late in the day, when he's having sex in the doggystyle position, he takes his shit-stained underwear and wraps it over her face, or across her mouth, and proceeds to fuck her while pulling on it.
"Man, I gave her such a nasty "Montana Blackburn" last night, she had to brush her teeth afterwards."
by Mr. Mister M September 18, 2009
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BlackBerry

a person who is as stupid and nonsensical as BlackBerry mobile phone
dude you are such a BlackBerry
by jackhammer2421 March 4, 2013
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Blackberry

The crappy version of an Iphone.
Bob: Yes, can I have a Blackberry.
Employee: Ok that'll be $200.
Bob: Here you go.

1 week later.....

Bob: Holy shit!! What a fucking waste of $200!!!! I knew I should've bought an Iphone!!!!! *Throws the phone into the pool* Ugh!!
by Bunnies! January 5, 2012
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blackberrytea

A hot cosplay girl who loves to please others preferably with her body especially without her loser boyfriend knowing.
That girl is a total blackberrytea
by tearanussoreassrex September 21, 2015
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