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Twitter-Bitter 

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
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white van bitter 

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.
This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.
white van bitter by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006

Victoria bitter 

Know as vb, Victoria bitter is the very best beer in the world! guys like Andrew drink vb.
Hey cocko get us another very best (Victoria bitter)

Shitter Bitter 

When your mad and can’t think of anything to say

Popularized from streamer h0ldenlol.
(Dies in video-game) BROOO YOU LITTLE SHITTER BITTER
Shitter Bitter by StephGgurl June 17, 2023

Emu Bitter 

This is a lager beer that originated in a sailors fridge in Rockingham, it can be likened to Alladdins cave in that it lured a Queenslander sailor away from the eastern states squalor to the west, which is obviously the best.

Problem is, you can enter the cave of Emu wonders and gaze at the majesty of the carton in the fridge. But if you take one sip it will be like sucking on an Emu and the sky will fall on your head
My God! This Emu Bitter beer is like sucking on an Emu’s head!!
Emu Bitter by Matt Labrador March 21, 2020

hipster bitter 

The feeling a hipster gets when he/she follows something from the beginning, only to later be directly and/or indirectly insulted by it.
I've been a huge fan of Travis Clark's tattoos since way before it was cool. He became a big deal and when I got a new tattoo from him, it looked like a swollen pig's ass. I'm so hipster bitter.

Sponge Bob Bitter Pants 

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."