french birth

A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy

They had a french birth

by Don't worry bout a thing March 30, 2018

birth bitch

A bitch at birth

She was a btich when she was. Born. Birth bitch

by Birth bitch March 03, 2016

Birthing Poolp

When a lady gets in a pool or a tub with her lady friend to give birth and shits in the water. Sometimes referred to as “two girls one poop.”

My wife Jenn was in the birthing Poolp (formerly known as our garden tub) in labor and her and her friend were just splashing around in the poop waiting for the baby to swim out.

by Coolmedian April 29, 2018

bladder birth

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

Birth code

The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.

303, 813, 305, 718 are examples of birth codes

by that birth code guy November 13, 2009

child birth

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

by k man 007 January 30, 2009

Birth Certificate

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 20, 2010