Bender Is Our Robot Lord.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005
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The MSM knew their narrative was F’d as they watched their chosen plot get bingered by the prosecuting attorney every single day of the trial.
The MSM knew their narrative was F’d as they watched their chosen plot get bingered by the prosecuting attorney every single day of the trial.
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A bidder who places a small bid on an eBay item then changes their mind several days later and cancels the bid. Nigger bidders get banned from eBay because they cancel bids too often, which is against system policy.
My item was up to 26 dollars, suavenegro77 bid 30 bucks, but then he canceled his bid four days later. I'm going to report that nigger bidder!
by Panzerwagen April 2, 2011
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Get the spaghetti bender mug.Anyone who kills a bird whether intentionally or otherwise. For example; a friend of mine hit a bird today.. and instead of calling her a "bird murderer" in the text that I was typing to her, I consolidated and threw "birderer" at her. I actually think it cheered her bird-killing self up a bit.
girl driving car: oh crap i think i just hit that bird
guy passenger: wow it's not moving, I think you killed it... YOU BIRDERER
guy passenger: wow it's not moving, I think you killed it... YOU BIRDERER
by Patrick Mick November 16, 2007
Get the Birderer mug.To claim someone stole your keys so you dont have to come in to work on a saturday.
Also to be defined as not showing up to work after a long day of drinking the previous night.
Also to be defined as not showing up to work after a long day of drinking the previous night.
Man, I got so wasted last night i had to pull a Binzer in the morning.
or
Anybody know where Mark went?
O he is pulling a binzer....
or
Anybody know where Mark went?
O he is pulling a binzer....
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"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."
"Dude, you shoulda called me."
"Dude, you shoulda called me."
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